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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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(Source: vinebox)

steadmanslick:

Imagine someone robbing a bank with this mask on.


Put all your money in this bagzinga

steadmanslick:

Imagine someone robbing a bank with this mask on.

Put all your money in this bagzinga

(Source: rune-midgarts)

mvmarcz:

congragulation:

just precisely how bad was 1500s jerusalem at making maps, you ask? well,

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nailed it

But who was asking about the cartographical skill of 1500’s Jerusalem in the first place?

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

If my son were gay,
I’d slap him
With a nice high five.
Because coming out to your dad,
Takes balls that most men don’t have.
If my son were gay,
I’d beat the hell out of him.
Because he said he was better than me
At Super Smash.
(He basically was asking
For me to kick his ass.)
If my son were gay,
I’d kick him out of the house.
Because why waste June on video games,
When there are sports to be played?
And just because he likes making out with boys,
Doesn’t mean he can’t tackle the shit out of them, too.
If my son were gay,
I’d call him a douche.
But only because this morning,
He ate the last peanut butter cup in the house.
(The jerk knows they’re my favorite.)
If my son were gay,
I’d still give him the talk.
I just wouldn’t have to worry about a baby in nine months.
If my son were gay,
I’d make fun of what he wears.
Because damn, son,
Those heels don’t go with that dress.
If my son were gay,
I’d tell him to be proud.
Because you’re human no matter the gender
On the other side of your mouth.
If my son were gay,
Nothing would be different at all.
Except that twenty years down the line,
I’ll be expecting a handsome son-in-law.

- Nishat Ahmed, “If My Son Were Gay” (via princess)

(Source: sickwithsyllables)

cracked:

27: it’s more than a musical death club.
14 Weirdly Specific Obsessions Hidden in Famous Works of Art

…come to think of it, I have no idea why 27 is in my URL…

cracked:

27: it’s more than a musical death club.

14 Weirdly Specific Obsessions Hidden in Famous Works of Art

…come to think of it, I have no idea why 27 is in my URL…

imcasualcatherine:

bert-macklen-fbi:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN

AS OPPOSED TO WHAT????? A VELOCIRAPTOR???? A CHAINSAW????

I just really like the implication of velociraptors having an exclusively feminine connotation

imcasualcatherine:

bert-macklen-fbi:

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN

AS OPPOSED TO WHAT????? A VELOCIRAPTOR???? A CHAINSAW????

I just really like the implication of velociraptors having an exclusively feminine connotation

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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eternal-floette:

How long until the 15 year olds take over this post with their garbage

(Source: societates)